Yup that's them. Rihanna and Matt Kemp were caught smooching on a yacht in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. It's funny, I was just thinking last night. "Gee, I wonder what Matt Kemp is up to?"

No, we don't have any sex pictures or videos. The Pam and Tommy thing was just to get you to come to our site instead of one of the thousands of others that have the same "news" and pictures.  Tacky, I know.... Guilty as charged.

Welcome to Hot Stove Baseball at its best. Who needs trades and free agent signings when we have Mark McGwire sticking needles in himself and Matt Kemp sticking his needle in Ms. Ubrella-ella-ella?

So here's the "news" if you want to call it that. R&B singer Rihanna has sparked rumors of romance with baseball player Matt Kemp after the two were spotted smooching in Mexico. However, Kemp's agent Dave Stewart denies they are an item, insisting they are good friends?

"They are in Cabo, but past that they are just good friends."

Dave, I know your client was frustrated that Torre batted him down in the line-up most of last year, but he had a good year. His team almost made it to the World Series too. No need to be ashamed. No need to lie. You should be proud of his conquests! Stand up and say, "Your damn straight he got some of that!"

The last time we heard from Ms. Umbrella-ella-ella was just before last year's Grammys in February when she had just gotten her raincoat taken from her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown. Let's hope Mr. Kemp turns out to be much more of a gentleman.

A few comments about this "news" if I may.

• Nice Boat!
• I'm planning on drafting him on my fantasy draft. I sure hope Matt's agent has informed him that he should abstain before games to preserve his strength. That's 162 days of nothing..........
• Who do you think Rihanna looking for with the binoculars? My guess is that they were going to have a threesome with Manny Ramirez and he got lost. That's probably who Matt is texting... "Camon bro`, stop with the Manny being Manny stuff, I wanna get started!..."
• Why does the photographer always have to ‘finish off' during the action shots? It always makes the picture blurry!
• When it was all said and done, where do you think that Corona bottle ended up? - Peter Costa (a.k.a. Roto Loser)

Pete is a serious Rotisserie participant playing the same league with the same guys for 18 years. Not only has Peter never finished in the money; he's now finished last 14 times and no higher than 10th (in a league with 14 guys). Join us in following Peter's trials, tribulations and frustrations, as he attempts to navigate his way out of the basement again in 2010.

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written by ashleybaby, January 12, 2010

soo cute

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written by Max87, January 12, 2010

hahahahahah

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